Get that printed on something dude. And idk teeth would still be pretty fitting. Knock one out teaching people how to throw a punch.
FROM: klim.sigma@cdc.org
I'm kidding please don't do that. Also you offered help free of charge first!! But we could work something out if this is how you're gonna be. I helped think of it does that get me any credit??
FROM: klim.sigma@cdc.org
Yeah I mean if I just sat down and did it a couple times it'd be nbd I just didn't think of it...
FROM: klim.sigma@cdc.org
Anyway Operating under the assumption that xbows also use ammo, I'm going to assume they just aren't as popular. Hell we can do both let's do both.
FROM: klim.sigma@cdc.org
Thx I'm here all week ;) [ And probably the rest of his life let's be real. ] You're... not joking though. Shit uh. Well at least you're upfront about it that's cool
FROM: klim.sigma@cdc.org
Wait so you were out in the sun when I saw you it doesn't burn you?? You don't have to like sleep in a coffin or get permission to walk thru a door or anything?
FROM: No teeth! That's gross. And what would I even do with them? Make some kind of gross teeth necklace? Ew.
FROM: gilbert.elena@cdc.org
Oh my gosh, no, I don't need any kind of repayment! I was totally joking. I like helping other people learn how to defend themselves, it makes me feel like I'm doing my job as a green properly.
[ green team is the team that protects the crew -- but part of protecting people is making sure they have the resources to protect themselves first. elena takes this responsibility very seriously -- maybe too seriously, honestly. when she really has to confront the fact that she can't save anyone... it's not going to be a good day. ]
FROM: gilbert.elena@cdc.org
Well, crossbows aren't as popular and we can make more ammo for them. All you need is a sturdy piece of wood, some whittling skills, and a sharp rock to attach to the end and bam.
FROM: gilbert.elena@cdc.org
You've got an arrow.
FROM: gilbert.elena@cdc.org
Nope, not joking. I find that being upfront about it tends to end better than hiding it, but I did that too for the first couple months. Everyone's been so cool about it here I don't anymore.
FROM: gilbert.elena@cdc.org
Id actually prefer not to answer those kinds of questions, sorry. Where I come from vampires are hunted and hated and its only a matter of time before someone who takes offense to my species shows up.
FROM: gilbert.elena@cdc.org
The fewer people who know what I'm vulnerable to the better.
FROM: gilbert.elena@cdc.org
But I can tell you that I don't turn into a bat, and I don't sparkle. You saw me out in the sun before, did I sparkle then?
Well if you insist. I guess new recruits not all biting it is a reward in itself for both of us huh.
FROM: klim.sigma@cdc.org
I hadn't thought of that. Pointed sticks sound like a riveting arts and crafts project for passing downtime... They don't need feathers??
FROM: klim.sigma@cdc.org
It's cool that you don't have to hide it but we're all on the same side here, it'd be kind of shitty to hold it against you... I guess that makes sense tho, sorry for asking.
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are you though. I'm so sorry this 200 character limit kills the man
Get that printed on something dude. And idk teeth would still be pretty fitting. Knock one out teaching people how to throw a punch.
FROM: klim.sigma@cdc.org
I'm kidding please don't do that. Also you offered help free of charge first!! But we could work something out if this is how you're gonna be. I helped think of it does that get me any credit??
FROM: klim.sigma@cdc.org
Yeah I mean if I just sat down and did it a couple times it'd be nbd I just didn't think of it...
FROM: klim.sigma@cdc.org
Anyway Operating under the assumption that xbows also use ammo, I'm going to assume they just aren't as popular. Hell we can do both let's do both.
FROM: klim.sigma@cdc.org
Thx I'm here all week ;) [ And probably the rest of his life let's be real. ]
You're... not joking though. Shit uh. Well at least you're upfront about it that's cool
FROM: klim.sigma@cdc.org
Wait so you were out in the sun when I saw you it doesn't burn you?? You don't have to like sleep in a coffin or get permission to walk thru a door or anything?
FROM: klim.sigma@cdc.org
Important question can you turn into a bat
FROM: klim.sigma@cdc.org
More important question do you sparkle
oh, i am. i adore sigma never leave me.
FROM: gilbert.elena@cdc.org
Oh my gosh, no, I don't need any kind of repayment! I was totally joking. I like helping other people learn how to defend themselves, it makes me feel like I'm doing my job as a green properly.
[ green team is the team that protects the crew -- but part of protecting people is making sure they have the resources to protect themselves first. elena takes this responsibility very seriously -- maybe too seriously, honestly. when she really has to confront the fact that she can't save anyone... it's not going to be a good day. ]
FROM: gilbert.elena@cdc.org
Well, crossbows aren't as popular and we can make more ammo for them. All you need is a sturdy piece of wood, some whittling skills, and a sharp rock to attach to the end and bam.
FROM: gilbert.elena@cdc.org
You've got an arrow.
FROM: gilbert.elena@cdc.org
Nope, not joking. I find that being upfront about it tends to end better than hiding it, but I did that too for the first couple months. Everyone's been so cool about it here I don't anymore.
FROM: gilbert.elena@cdc.org
Id actually prefer not to answer those kinds of questions, sorry. Where I come from vampires are hunted and hated and its only a matter of time before someone who takes offense to my species shows up.
FROM: gilbert.elena@cdc.org
The fewer people who know what I'm vulnerable to the better.
FROM: gilbert.elena@cdc.org
But I can tell you that I don't turn into a bat, and I don't sparkle. You saw me out in the sun before, did I sparkle then?
well you're stuck with him forever now.
Think of the intimidation factor though!!
FROM: klim.sigma@cdc.org
Well if you insist. I guess new recruits not all biting it is a reward in itself for both of us huh.
FROM: klim.sigma@cdc.org
I hadn't thought of that. Pointed sticks sound like a riveting arts and crafts project for passing downtime... They don't need feathers??
FROM: klim.sigma@cdc.org
It's cool that you don't have to hide it but we're all on the same side here, it'd be kind of shitty to hold it against you... I guess that makes sense tho, sorry for asking.
FROM: klim.sigma@cdc.org
... Maybe a little.
[ Sparkled, that is. ]