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Sigma "hero to zero" Klim ([personal profile] nicearms) wrote2015-12-04 08:42 am
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12inches: ((Set phasers to thrust!))

[personal profile] 12inches 2016-12-12 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
oh let's see, my coat won't shut anymore, an arm or two, and like exactly half of my ass this is a suspiciously precise tear

did you do this while I was busy looking at the giant spaceships

baby it's cold outside...
heavyhitter: (guess the village didn't raise you right)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2016-12-12 01:30 pm (UTC)(link)
god i wish i did, that's an ass that deserves to be on display

hey so an arm or two, you mean your sleeves fell off or what? i need some visuals here
12inches: (Find some hot alien sluts)

[personal profile] 12inches 2016-12-13 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
I'd be way more inclined to agree with you if it was above freezing

"fell" sure isn't how I'd put it but it did involve one of those robot horses
pretty sure my arm almost went with the sleeve

still doesn't explain the ass though
definitely didn't enter any fights ass-first today

how about you what are you wearing
how much charcoal and flaming engine oil are you slathered up in
heavyhitter: that won't come out of me (it's all of the good)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2016-12-13 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
man you always know how to make a wardrobe malfunction sound sexy
also fyi i expect it to be filmed if/when you do enter a fight ass-first, just so my expectations are crystal clear

and i would say i'm 46% charcoal/dust/flaming engine oil right now

it was a really good day
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