[ Lucky for her he's off in recollection land, otherwise he would've shut up halfway through for sure. But once he so much as glances down for her reaction— yeah, yep, she's definitely about to lose her shit. ]
Oh fuck off!
[ The hand around her waist jumps up to the back of her head and he shoves it indignantly forward into the water before folding his arms over his chest. It's mostly reflexive, he knows it sounds like a weird-ass fever dream a kid would have, but what other explanation for the compulsive behavior does he have?? ]
Like you don't have anything just as hilariously personal. C'mon, I'm also cursed to never laugh, I swear.
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Oh fuck off!
[ The hand around her waist jumps up to the back of her head and he shoves it indignantly forward into the water before folding his arms over his chest. It's mostly reflexive, he knows it sounds like a weird-ass fever dream a kid would have, but what other explanation for the compulsive behavior does he have?? ]
Like you don't have anything just as hilariously personal. C'mon, I'm also cursed to never laugh, I swear.