[ He'll show you riled up, you little punk, you wanna fucking go?? He'd fight a little more if the kid wasn't being absolutely baffling now. Raising his eyebrows, ] You ever seen sand or snow before? You don't need a mirror to bounce light around... And how do you even fight with mirrors, break them all and hope the bad luck takes care of them in seven years?
[ Why is an immortal girl drinking elixirs of life? Why is she on the moon?? This has to be some kind of incomprehensible legend, let's latch onto something he can actually grasp. ]
Oh I saw a rabbit alright, but the only thing giant about it was its shitty attitude.
And while we're at it, it isn't made of cheese or inhabited by little green men, either.
[ Because if he needed that straightened out, might as well shatter any other world views he might have in one fell swoop. ]
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So black cats and salt shakers are iffy business, but you take the entirety of Sailor Moon as gospel.
[ More under his breath than anything, what if the kid starts rambling again... Moving on, ] Yeah, I mean. It was a rabbit of sorts, on the moon. Are you telling me that's a thing? Actually, are you telling me that they aren't normally back-talking overlords with voices like sandpaper?
[ Ruder than you could ever imagine, Hanbei. Everyone else he'd been with had seemed pretty perplexed by it as a whole. Is there some sort of inside joke he hadn't grasped? ]
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[ Why is an immortal girl drinking elixirs of life? Why is she on the moon?? This has to be some kind of incomprehensible legend, let's latch onto something he can actually grasp. ]
Oh I saw a rabbit alright, but the only thing giant about it was its shitty attitude.
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So the moon doesn't glow. [Kaguya glows too, when she's happy or surprised.] Oh, and she uses magic to shoot beams out of it.
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But maybe that would work too! Though I don't like to rely on superstition alone. You did meet a moon rabbit, though? Was it really that rude?
oh my god I'm sorry for the delay
[ Because if he needed that straightened out, might as well shatter any other world views he might have in one fell swoop. ]
[ ... ]
[ ???? ?? ]
So black cats and salt shakers are iffy business, but you take the entirety of Sailor Moon as gospel.
[ More under his breath than anything, what if the kid starts rambling again... Moving on, ] Yeah, I mean. It was a rabbit of sorts, on the moon. Are you telling me that's a thing? Actually, are you telling me that they aren't normally back-talking overlords with voices like sandpaper?
[ Ruder than you could ever imagine, Hanbei. Everyone else he'd been with had seemed pretty perplexed by it as a whole. Is there some sort of inside joke he hadn't grasped? ]